Welcome to . . .
419 E North Street
Simon and Barclunkle
Brothers Simon and Barclunkle used to live under a bridge, but one day the water beneath the bridge became troubled and sadly, washed the bridge away. Finding themselves homeless, Simon and Barclunkle moved to a nearby cave where they stayed for a few months. But they just couldn’t stand the constant sound of silence in the cave, and so they decided to move again. This time, they chose a spot that was just right for them -- right here at ProFed in Kendallville. There’s hardly ever any silence to hear, what with all the click-clacking of shoes from the people going in and out of the building. And there is a nice field nearby where they can hunt for mice and other small, fuzzy creatures.
Simon and Barclunkle are usually very well-behaved (for trolls, that is). But, every so often they do get a bit rambunctious. For example, sometimes late at night you can hear them having a “loudest burp” contest, which shakes and rattles the building, setting off the alarms inside. Other times they’ve been known to spread sticky spider webs across the pillars of the building; then hiding in wait for someone to accidentally walk through them. Yuck!
But Simon and Barclunkle aren’t all bad. They keep a clean house, pay their bills on time, and take good care of their pet worm, Fishfood.
If you want to leave a gift for Simon and Barclunkle so that they don’t play a prank on YOU, I suggest toenail clippings for their collection, or armpit hair for their bed-stuffing.