Brothers Simon and Barclunkle used to live under a bridge, but one day the water beneath the bridge became troubled and sadly, washed the bridge away.  Finding themselves homeless, Simon and Barclunkle moved to a nearby cave where they stayed for a few months.  But they just couldn’t stand the constant sound of silence in the cave, and so they decided to move again.  This time, they chose a spot that was just right for them -- right here at ProFed in Kendallville.  There’s hardly ever any silence to hear, what with all the click-clacking of shoes from the people going in and out of the building.  And there is a nice field nearby where they can hunt for mice and other small, fuzzy creatures.

Simon and Barclunkle are usually very well-behaved (for trolls, that is).  But, every so often they do get a bit rambunctious.  For example, sometimes late at night you can hear them having a “loudest burp” contest, which shakes and rattles the building, setting off the alarms inside.  Other times they’ve been known to spread sticky spider webs across the pillars of the building; then hiding in wait for someone to accidentally walk through them.  Yuck!

But Simon and Barclunkle aren’t all bad.  They keep a clean house, pay their bills on time, and take good care of their pet worm, Fishfood.

If you want to leave a gift for Simon and Barclunkle so that they don’t play a prank on YOU, I suggest toenail clippings for their collection, or armpit hair for their bed-stuffing.

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